Synthetic Taxonomies

I

Dogwalkers are crashing the take. The plan was to demolish these bridges. There is enormous pressure for the benches to fulfill their destiny. Unfortunately, there’s a shortage of strings. Get hype about these luxury tacos. It’s bending, bending, bending. Take it to the edge of dawn but go no further. Overdrafting yachts claim safe tax shelters.

II

Now that the receipts are laser-printed the evidence won’t last as long. Repeat the instructions until the circuit is complete. Karens aren’t allowed in here. Set fire to something else. This sculpture of a badger was carved from a brick of used popsicle sticks. It’s a sign we’re low on supplies. If you have any spare humility please consider donating it to the cause. Too encrusted to move.

III

Trimming pine trees in the courtyard of the bonsai club, one asked, how long will this last? Recycled furniture midden. Future Pokéstop: coming soon. The costume is the wrong colour of homage. It’s best to curl your eyelashes with a spoon. The format was revised for archival purposes. We’re stationed at the base of a pregnant cloud. For want to good feeling we will proceed further North. Uncan the cake.

IV

Jubilant trimmings herald the tide. Let me explain how the model works, babe. Equity touches what the sun touches. After nine drinks you qualify for a free indulgence. It’s only a small bite, for encouragement. After today they will banish all carbohydrates from your sight. There is no water deep enough for a hustler. Applications are now open to the public for a taste. That nylon puppet is ruining the take.

V

The perfume is now impossible to make. The envelope generator is making the wrong sound, again. The filing cabinet keys were mis-placed between regime changes. Capital outflows in undesirable directions. If you roll a 19, the abatement will succeed. Fractional humanity billed in affordable fifteen minute increments. He’s still standing there explaining it incorrectly. Like a blind pelican. Like a mute iris.

VI

The click whistle is now available in surround sound. We’re down the the last of the fresh tape. If I place my fingers on the pads I can trick the machine. This is current. As compliance enters the bloodstream there may be complications. Who organized this tournament of stale bread? I can’t fight with this. Daycare classes are lashed together in 6-packs for easy supervision. Perform thermal inversion of the IV. I’ll make the recording work.