Blog Archive

Let me explain how the model works, babe. Equity touches what the sun touches. After nine drinks you qualify for a free indulgence. It’s only a small bite, for encouragement.

I found myself six posts into a recap thread on Bluesky about this weekend's Cup of China competition before I realized, "Ellie, no, that's too much. Write a blog post and really let those lukewarm takes spill everywhere."

It's impossible to listen to Dan Mangan and not think of the blizzards and the broken glass. His music has provided the soundtrack for moments great and small for more than 15 years.

I unplugged for a few days this week and returned to a whole lot of people pissed off about waffles. It was, of course, nothing to do with waffles per se and everything to do with some seriously tin-eared comments from members of Bluesky's leadership team. I'm not rehashing them here, but the whole episode served as yet another reminder of the brittleness of social media.

Currently pondering, preoccupied, inspired, and investigating a plethora of notions. The seasonal sensual mix for Fall 2025.

If I see one more story about someone claiming they solo bootstrapped a vibe-coded accounting platform to $2 million in ARR I will do something regrettable. My tech career, such as it was, is over and I'm out.

A career-spanning selection from the work of Michael Lewis, Bard of the Financial Bust.

On switching streaming platforms and rescuing physical media from storage.

A rural, pre-digital adolescence and a genetic predisposition to collecting are the perfect foundation for an obsessive music fan.

Politics, performance, and the wild odds of Olympic figure skating comebacks.

How a virtual cycling platform used silliness and a squirrel mascot to inspire 13,000 km (and counting) of riding.

Whether or not an athlete enjoys a safe, happy, and successful career largely depends on the people in their orbit. Those people must be motivated to protect the health and safety of their most vulnerable athletes first.

How figure skaters on a comback tour fit into the Olympic qualification equation.

It’s rare for a singles skater to seriously compete beyond 27, and to land triple axels in your 30s prompts jokes about walkers and knee replacements.

Someone's still waiting for the sound, a status update, a sign

These sub sandwiches defied any real efforts at classification and consumption. They were an assortment of wet meat and mayo layered on an 8" bun that was about as Italian as a Pizza Pocket. They also had cheese. Or, perhaps more accurately, "cheeze."

I am a banana, but I am also le tired.

I'm shivering outside a Best Buy at 10am, masked up and waiting for it to open. It's April 2020. I don't know shit about anything anymore.

The Furby is iconic, creepy, and perfect for guarding a cursed portal. Buy yours today!(?)

"We had anticipated a modest installation to fullfill the city's Arts and Culture requirement for building developers. It appears, however, that you have spent several times the allotted budget to 'enhance' the Gargoyles, including custom Carrara marble plinths and bespoke laser light show."